I am usually pretty ok about people using all of their senses to explore the world around them. It's pretty awesome to live here on Earth and it's even awesomer when you've got an imagination. I wake up in the morning and open my eyes to survey my surroundings (sight), I kneel down and pray next to my bed (speech), I hear the incessant chirping of the birds that warn of dawn (hearing), I pick up my toothbrush (touching), and after I put toothpaste on it I begin to vigorously brush thus tasting the blood sweat and tears of countless colgate/crest/aquafresh employees (taste)... once I step outside of my doors in the morning I realize that I am no longer the only person alive, I am not the only one with eyes, and thus I am not the only one able to form an opinion about any given thing at any given time.
The thing the bothers me about people who walk around with their hands in their pants (let's call them pantsers) seem to not be aware of anyone else but themselves. Pantsers come in all shapes, sizes, colors and unfortunately both genders (yuck) Pantsers could be related to you, they could be dating you, they could even be sitting next to you on the bus right now. Pansters could be your teachers who hand back classwork, your maids who clean your homes and worst of all they could even be the chefs in your favorite restaurants adding a little zing to your favorite meals...you know those flavors you can't quite place???....ehhh. BUT oh what joy it must be to have hands that caress you all throughout the day even in the most intimate places....NOT... what disgust I feel at looking at someone not just getting a cheap feel but getting a cheap feel from THEMSELVES!!! What kind of cave were these people born in, what kind of rock did they crawl from under, what kind of THOUGHTLESS RUFFIANS ARE THEY!....
Excuse me... we do have certain inalienable rights, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances"...heck we can even lawfully obtain and use a gun if we wants to...but no where in the constitution does it say I can walk around all day with my hands in my pants burning the eyes of every sensible person that walks this great land from the mountains to the prairies cross the ocean white with foam! please please please have decency and keep your hands out of your pants we are after all supposed to be civilized. :)
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