COCKFIGHTS, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, AND SUPERGRANS OH MY!

Chipotle Hires Illegals

So America has a problem with “Illegal” immigrants…I DON’T. This country was basically stolen away from Native Americans and Mexicans. Many of those lovely western states were part of Mexico so that fact that America wants to ban them from this country is laughable. If you stole my house and put a gate around it, if I had the chance to break back in unbeknownst to the offender I WOULD.  I love Chipotle, the feeling and flavor of the spicy, tender, steamy, delicious meats on top of an assortment of greens, yellows, purples, whites, and reds steeped in the savory juices the meat created. The fact that it’s called AUTHENTIC MEXICAN food should mean that AUTHENTIC MEXICANS make it. I don’t care how they got here I believe they have all the same rights we do simply because….well….they’re people too. Illegal immigrants shouldn’t try to kick other illegal immigrants out of the country, so all you folk with ancestors who helped in the slaughter and squat expeditions calm down and leave these people alone.     

Rooster Kills Man

It sucks to be a person so desperate for money and entertainment that you start cockfights but it majorly sucks for your family to have to mourn your death and be slapped in the face when they look at your obituary and see KILLED BY ROOSTER!!! Who the heck straps a knife to an angry rooster and then stands close enough long enough to get stabbed to death! What an awful story I thought when I first heard this then I came to my senses and laughed like a hungry hyena in heat. It’s not just Illegal to participate in cockfights but it’s also just morally wrong. What kind of senseless baboon does that? My condolences to the family but my goodness you have to see the Karma in that. What goes around does actually come back around I guess and this guy must have really been sending it around cuz he’s gone now.  

Supergran 

The elderly ought to be revered in every culture not just the cultures in the days of old. We live in a country where our elderly people are abused, forgotten, and locked away in nursing homes where they don’t get nursed and look more like hospitals than homes. It was great to see a headlining story that involved not just an elderly person (70 years to be exact) but an elderly English woman! MY FAVORITE! Lol if you watch the video you see burglars breaking into a watch store attempting to steal watches when out of nowhere appears a woman named who newscasters have affectionately named SUPERGRAN. This awesome woman ran across the street wielding  her hadbag of fury and beat the snot out of these crackpots….who steals watches? Who even wears them anymore….and seriously who would steal watches in broad daylight on a busy street!? WHAT IDIOTS! When asked what the woman wanted in return for her foiling the idots plot all she said was a cup of tea…TEA!!! HOW AWESOME IS THIS LADY! It made me wanna go get some tea myself…maybe some Twinings English Breakfast Tea to be exact and nestle down into a cozy couch near a fireplace while wearing a huge flowery hat while shouting what one commenter was listed as saying online “RIGHT ON YA SUPERGRAN!”